Chicks For Free….

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Hello all.

I haven’t blogged much in quite some time because, like an asshole, I stepped on my laptop screen and the dicks at Lenovo can’t manufacture glass that withstands 450 LBS of sexiness to save their lives. I kid. I’m actually cruising in at a svelt 267 thank you very much. As a matter of fact, I wish these bitches would back the fuck off me… Continue reading